17 Things You Only Understand if You Are Under 17
You swear that unicorns are real
You don’t need to have been born post-2013 to understand unicorns are a legitimate trend. Unicorn hair, unicorn desserts and unicorn make-up are just the start.
You’ve had that pimple talk
Is there anything worse than when you have a giant zit and your aunt/grandmother/family friend says, “Nobody can even see it!” even though they clearly can?
You are seriously considering doing a face-full glitter challenge
Get ready to sparkle.
You understand that stashing is not just for presents
You know it's time for an upgrade when you realise your boyfriend/girlfriend has been "stashing" you — basically hiding you and not introducing you to family and friends.
You know the last line of Hannah Montana off by heart
We heart Miley Cyrus.
It’s crucial to have somewhere to go that’s not your parents’ living room
Better yet, it’s great to have somewhere to hang out with arcade games like Playtime.
You have to show your Mum how to work Netflix on a daily basis
Point and click, Mum. Point and click.
Your parents are terrified you’re going to grow up and be a hacker
What they don’t realise is that hackers aren’t just kids in hoodies — that it’s an actual job these days.
There’s nothing like a freakshake at Playtime to make you forget everything
Shakes so good (and good-looking) you’ll need to Instagram them.
You can argue for and against the new Tay Tay
If you disagree with someone on whether old Taylor Swift or new Taylor Swift is better as if it's a friendship-ending event.
You know a (selfie) picture is worth a thousand words
And, no, the world is not going to end just because teenagers take selfies.
Your Halloween costume is Eleven from Stranger Things
Creepiest pink collar dress ever.
Dads can get a liiiiitttle intense when it comes to protecting their daughters
Especially when it involves boys.
Everyone needs an anime-like hairstyle
Whether it’s Astro Boy, Pokemon or Attack on Titan, just about anyone would look better with a haircut from a Japanese anime cartoon like the ones you see at Comic-Con.
You’re certain that when you can vote the world will be a better place
Why, exactly, can you join the army at 17, but not vote until you’re 18?
There’s a war happening in your living room
Well, there will be if I can win an Xbox at Playtime.